Friday, February 8, 2013

Excerpts from Chris Dorner's Manifesto

 All of these can be found in the last four pages.
It's kind of sad I won't be around to view and enjoy The Hangover Ill. What an awesome trilogy. 
World War Z looks good and The Walking Dead season 3 (second half) looked intriguing. 
Damn, gonna miss shark week. 
Hillary Clinton. You'll make one hell of a president in 2016. Much like your husband, Bill, you will be one the greatest. Look at Castro in San Antonio as a running mate or possible secretary of state. 
Gov.  Chris  Christie. What  can  I  say?  You’re  the  only  person  I  would  like  to  see  in  the  White  House in the White House in 2016 other than Hillary….  Do one thing for your wife, kids, and supporters. Start walking at night and eat a little less, not a lot less, just a little. 
Revoke the citizenship of Fareed Zakaria and deport him. I've never heard a positive word about America or its interest from his mouth, ever. On the same day, give Piers Morgan an indefinite resident alien and Visa card. 
Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. 
Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again. 
Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. 
Dave Brubeck's "Takel Five" is the greatest piece of music ever, period. 
Anthony Bourdain, you're a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying "too cool for school". 
Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 degrees is perfect. 
Anonymous, you are hated, vilified, and considered an enemy to the state. I personally view you as a culture and a necessity that brings truth to a  cloaked Forge ahead! 
Charlie Sheen, you're effin awesome.

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